Do you have a deep dark secret you'll take to the grave?

I'll go first. If we’re being totally real? I once accidentally let my best friend’s extinct designer houseplant die while she was in Bali. I panicked, spent $300 on a replica that looked vaguely similar and spent three hours distressing the leaves with makeup brush so it looked authentic.

She literally cried when she got back because it “thrived so well” under my care. It’s been three years and she still asks me for my secret green thump tips 💀I will literally take this to the grave before I admit I’m the reason her original heirloom is in a dumpster behind a Starbucks.